Laying in bed last night, reading Elle, I came upon something completely and totally disturbing. Though it is widely known that fashion trends recycle themselves every 20 years or so, I was alarmed to find that the "it" looks for Spring include HAREM PANTS and SHOULDER PADS. WHY, GOD, WHY???Harem pants may be able to pass on the runway, but in REAL life? No. They never work. Except for maybe a few people in NYC.
And shoulder pads? No. Absolutely not. Maybe I'm being close-minded about these recycled '80s trends, but really. Come on now. These are SHOULDER PADS! And HAREM PANTS.1. I do not want to look like MC Hammer.
2. I do not want to look like a linebacker.
I would to prefer to come off as feminine and dainty. Luckily, other Spring 2009 looks include: bralets, animal print dresses, bondage dresses, and crop tops...????
Designers, I am not impressed. You have failed me.
Oh, and you can wear pajama pants on the street now- so long as you pair it with a structured top and statement necklace.
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My cat Jenny, may she RIP, knew a thing or two about fashion- shoulder pads were her favorite chew-toy. Need I say more? No. Thank you.
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